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Random observations I’ve made as a sex worker:
Men who drive porsches are cheap
Men who are shorter than you in heels (but not in flats) are more generous
Cancer men are good for rinsing but not worth long term relationships
Married men are a toss up but are typically more ideal
Men under 45 are trash, period
A man who will date you if you’re younger than his child is trash
Some of the richest and most generous men drive a Mercedes day to day but most likely have another sports car as well
Real estate in a big city is most lucrative
Finance guys are cheap
Doctors are insufferable
Shorter men are just better all around but only if you’re a bit taller than average (5'6" or above) I think they subconsciously are you as more equal
The best sds tend to date older women.
A man who appreciates curves over skinniness will probably stick around longer
A man who drives a BMW will try to fuck for free with no exceptions period
😂😂😂
The BMW line killls meeeee
Realisation
This generation will NOT brainwash me into their interpretation of success. I want a deposit on a house not a Chanel bag. I want to start up a business not buy 30 louboutin heels. I want 100k in the bank not 100k followers on Instagram. I’m done impressing temporary people with materialistic things.. I’ll build my empire in sweatpants and a hoodie
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Anonymous asked:
What do u think a 10k a month sugar baby looks like?
luuxe-noir answered:
Present yourself in a “I’m worth 10k/month” way
This means up-keeping yourself with any of the following:
Eyelash extensions
Brow tinting
Brow threading
Hair treatments (blow outs, extensions, keratin, w/e)
Facials
Pedicures
Manicures or having a fresh looking full set
Vaginal sugaring
Shaving & exfoliating
Moisturizing
Maintaining a toned figure
Make excuses for all of your expenses:
Car payments
Insurance
Student loans or tuition costs
Beauty rituals (above)
Rent
Bills
Spending money
This is simple af, say you need to get your earrings polished, boom 150$ spending money right there.
Etc
Make sure you try to dress classier or more sophisticated looking, this doesn’t always mean you have to buy 150$ shirts for everyday wear. You can get along fine with 20$ shirts that look tge same, most of the time it’s about keeping your clothing, shoes and accessories in good condition (lint free, scratch free, steamed or ironed, etc) polish your jewelry or earrings before wearing blah blah.
Try your best to behave in a sophisticated manner and make sure you can at least keep up during conversation, read, Watch the news, expand your vocabulary. Even if you’ve never been to a restaurant, act like you frequent the place, google search all the menu options ahead of time and look it up on yelp, so you know what to order. It’s kinda just working angles, make it seem like oh i’m worth a 340$ dinner, i come here all the time - or make yourself seem accustomed to a certain lifestyle if that makes sense.
