im sick and tired of men complaining about women being afraid of them like i DO NOT CARE if it hurts your feelings when a girl crosses the street to get further away from you!!! we hear how men talk about us! we see how men treat us! well stop being scared of men when they stop being so fucking scary!
I went to go eat with my friends and my gf is pretty hot. I saw her going Dutch with her boyfriend. I was like, “bitch! You have a pussy! Why are you paying?!”
Then I saw her posting on IG “I’m so lucky” next to her boyfriend.
Uhhhhhh no girl… lucky is finding a young hot sugar daddy that will buy you a bunch of shares of Berkshire Hathaway Class A stock ($217,000 a share) and not asking you to do anal/threesomes! Haha
I’m mad because I couldn’t get my surgery and my period is coming. Excuse my rant. I love you girls. I hope we all make it 💰💰💰💰💰💰
1. The “It” Girl (Insert City Here)
If you’re looking for an intelligent, witty and confident woman that turns heads whether she’s in a t-shirt to a little black dress then please email me.
I love to make life light, happy & full of fun!
I believe I am truly the most graceful, giving, loyal, beautifully maintained, intoxicating woman you’ll ever meet.
2. Let’s Create Memories (Insert City Here)
I enjoy intelligent, mind stimulating conversations but I also have a great sense of humor and would love to be the one to help take your mind off of your worries,stresses and career once in a while.
I would sincerely appreciate the support and mentor ship from a genuine, caring and intelligent person that want’s to see me succeed while we enjoy our times together. If you are looking to spoil, look no further.
I’m looking for a gentleman whose company I can equally relish for a night out on the town or a relaxing evening in, I’m an educated young woman who believes in the importance of compelling conversation. Mutual respect is a must in all aspects of life, and lust for life is a necessity, too.
3. Pretty Woman (Insert City Here)
I have been described as an exotic indulgence. I will always welcome you with a warm, inviting smile along with a bubbly personality.
I am seeking a gentleman who is confident, sweet and must smell and look nice. You must know how to treat a lady.
Please email me if you’re interested in learning more. I promise it will always be a treat when we meet.
4. Table For Two (Insert City Here)
I hope you are having a great day.
Allow me to tell you what I am looking for on here.
Seeking a gentleman who doesn’t mind taking a cute young lady out to lunch.
Also, someone who doesn’t mind having fun and spoiling them appropriately.
5. A Romantic Evening (Insert City Here)
My playful personality will entertain and seduce you, and entice you to spend every minute in a dreamlike ecstasy.
I adore well mannered and respectful men who can appreciate an endearing and attentive woman. I have a pleasant and loving personality, and love to use my positive energy to light up someone’s day.
I am very compassionate and caring. I am very intelligent and love to expand my mind and learn new things. I enjoy a nice stimulating conversation while drinking wine. I am very passionate and live in the moment.
6. All-American Beauty (Insert City Here)
I am searching for a long-term financial commitment with a gentleman man who wants to enjoy great times with a beautiful woman. I would love to find someone who likes to enjoy life the way I do. Someone who isn’t overbearing or jealous. Most importantly, someone who is secure enough in themselves not to feel challenged by my ambition. I want someone who can handle my hectic schedule during the week, but can still find time to see me.
7. The Kept Woman Experience (Insert City Here)
Sexy, sassy, classy, vibrant, beauty is seeking a gentleman who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to get it.
On the other hand, I like spa treatments, getting my hair done, vacations, I want to be well kept.
If you are interested then please email me.
8. Merlot & Company (Insert City Here)
Are you too busy for a relationship? Don’t have time for traditional dating?
I am nice, intelligent, and love to laugh.
My ideal match would be someone thoughtful, playful, energetic and likes to have a great time.
A lady like me understands.
9. Rendezvous (Insert City Here)
I love gentlemen who are well off but yet they are able to stay humble. As of right now I’m looking for someone to spend a really good time with. I love shopping, going to concerts I’m also available for traveling. If you are looking for a great beautiful charming woman to spend time with and pamper, then trust me I’m the one.
10. It’s Just Dinner (Insert City Here)
I want to be treated with the utmost respect and will make sure that this is reciprocated. I would love to be a companion and travel the world. Most importantly, I want to have fun and try new adventures! I am very spontaneous! Our adventure awaits!
Good luck and have fun posting. Remember, always meet this gentleman in a public setting.
A lot of women lower their standards to seem like the cool girl. They don’t wanna come off as a bitch or a gold digger when in reality all they want is effort. That may work for you in the first stages of the relationship but I guarantee you will be pissed a few years in. When he puts 0 effort into doing nice things or actually leaving the house. Don’t set yourself up for failure like that. Be firm in what you want.
Omg this is all us sex workers be tryna say
Anonymous asked:
luuxe-noir answered:
Present yourself in a “I’m worth 10k/month” way
This means up-keeping yourself with any of the following:
Eyelash extensions
Brow tinting
Brow threading
Hair treatments (blow outs, extensions, keratin, w/e)
Facials
Pedicures
Manicures or having a fresh looking full set
Vaginal sugaring
Shaving & exfoliating
Moisturizing
Maintaining a toned figure
Make excuses for all of your expenses:
Car payments
Insurance
Student loans or tuition costs
Beauty rituals (above)
Rent
Bills
Spending money
This is simple af, say you need to get your earrings polished, boom 150$ spending money right there.
Etc
Make sure you try to dress classier or more sophisticated looking, this doesn’t always mean you have to buy 150$ shirts for everyday wear. You can get along fine with 20$ shirts that look tge same, most of the time it’s about keeping your clothing, shoes and accessories in good condition (lint free, scratch free, steamed or ironed, etc) polish your jewelry or earrings before wearing blah blah.
Try your best to behave in a sophisticated manner and make sure you can at least keep up during conversation, read, Watch the news, expand your vocabulary. Even if you’ve never been to a restaurant, act like you frequent the place, google search all the menu options ahead of time and look it up on yelp, so you know what to order. It’s kinda just working angles, make it seem like oh i’m worth a 340$ dinner, i come here all the time - or make yourself seem accustomed to a certain lifestyle if that makes sense.
